wizardjpeg:

wizardjpeg:

oh i am so genius

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

(via jonaldronaldrolkientolkien)

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

(via voidfiends)

bryantmcgill:

Your inauthenticity is internalized as not being true to yourself, which means you experience yourself as not being good enough. So, if you want to improve your self-esteem, simply be as honest as you can about who you are, and how you really feel. The way to feel better is to feel heard, but to feel heard, you have to speak your truth. — Bryant McGill

(via 911official-deactivated20200526)

contumacious-eccentricity:

macleod:

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

This is literally destroying my life.

(via lightnougat-deactivated20210326)

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(via kxte)

necrophilofthefuture:

i never tag my queued posts because i want you guys to always question whether or not I’m actually online. maybe this post is queued. maybe I’m on a plane to france. idk. mysterious.

(via conflicting)

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

(via tatanamaslany-blog)